9 Sept 2009

Highlights and Lowlights – as promised

So aside from the beauty of meeting new people, experiencing new cultures and seeing the world, these are some of the things Asia has offered me:

  • Pad Thai - somewhat greasy and does not agree with me but I eat regardless
  • Beauticians –less time worrying about appearances but there's still something pretty cool about fancying a massage or your nails done at 11pm and being to a) get it and b) afford it
  • Guesthouses with movie lounges – like regular life at the end of the day but with new people in a new place
  • Condensed milk – making fruit and ice the unhealthy choice
  • Book stores and Wi-Fi - never alone
  • Mosquito nets - never safer
  • Spitting – dirty, dirty and dirty
  • Different town, different beer, always under a quid - can't go wrong
  • Taking your shoes off at the door – people are happiest with bare feet
  • 'Hello, I love you!' – You won't find kids in London this friendly
  • Local buses – the staring brigade are out in force here!
  • Photographs with Asian strangers – feeling somewhere between circus animal and celebrity
  • Asian toilets - I won't go into detail but basically, so hygienic!
  • Beach bars – just like the ones in the movies
  • Yes! – life is good when it's random
  • Riding in the back of a truck, bike, cart, etc – if it's got wheels and a driver, it's a taxi
  • Getting 'special price' – and still doing the fake walk away over 30p
  • Mosquitoes – dangerous, disgusting and present in their millions
  • Roosters, cicadas and grasshoppers – a beautiful sunset orchestra every single night
  • Clothes – even with a tan and that spicy food weight loss, XL does not feel good
  • Using boats as a regular form of transport – sure beats the tube
  • 'You! Tuk tuk? Where you go?!' – please, just stop
  • Spicy pumpkin! – have you ever heard it put better?
  • Exchange rate – ensuite bungalow with view of the mountains or perhaps on the beach? £4 please.
  • Electricity – take nothing for granted

  • Monday mornings... Living the dream baby!